Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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