This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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