i don't like sucking hair
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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