After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
