sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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