there was a trapeze. enough said
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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