So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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