we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
