Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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