He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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