tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Randomize
