is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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