yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I love having hate sex.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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