shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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