member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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