UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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