I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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