I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
