UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
