for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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