New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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