He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.