Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
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