Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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