I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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