How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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