Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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