No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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