I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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