Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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