I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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