Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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