arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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