Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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