it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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