North Korea, Best Korea!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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