But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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