I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
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I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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