I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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