the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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