How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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