I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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