I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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