Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.