seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I have aggressive nipples.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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