just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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