So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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