she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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