the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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