I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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