CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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