Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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